love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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