so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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