HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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