Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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