So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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