im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The adults are the big ones right?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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