it was like his penis was on wheels.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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