are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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