Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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