Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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