I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
please don't ironically join a cult
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