Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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