is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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