I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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