that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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