At least make sure they are 18
Why
If that was your dad, he is hot
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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