Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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