I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
The feeling are messing with the penis
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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