Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
