I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
