I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
