The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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