FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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