the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Help. Why am I so naked?
He has the fingertips of a God
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