Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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