Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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