Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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