why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.