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Look at my ENTIRE past

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Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought

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Might as well have a blog about it at this point

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(586): Look at my ENTIRE past (586): Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought (586): Might as well have a blog about it at this point http://tfl.nu/6cdo

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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

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(901): After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background? http://tfl.nu/ijcb

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I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.

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(303): I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit. http://tfl.nu/klcc

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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!

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God Bless America!

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(954): Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day! (805): God Bless America! http://tfl.nu/gnt7

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!

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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...

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(518): WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?! (315): ... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher... http://tfl.nu/j2jz

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.

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(780): Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube. http://tfl.nu/uqzu

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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...

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(414): you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened... http://tfl.nu/w2pr

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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.

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(708): Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person. http://tfl.nu/v0my

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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.

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(661): I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day. http://tfl.nu/ltd0

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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.

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(717): We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt. http://tfl.nu/sjgj

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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.

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(229): No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional. http://tfl.nu/bawb

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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.

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(910): Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now. http://tfl.nu/pjno

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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on

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(303): It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on http://tfl.nu/2wn1

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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?

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(573): Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do? http://tfl.nu/m41p

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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS

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(707): OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS http://tfl.nu/54sh

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