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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

  (352): View more from Florida

  And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"

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• (209): View more from California

  We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.

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  Duh.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?

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• (627): View more from California

  some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.

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  He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me

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• (716): View more from New York

  I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!

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