could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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