i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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