bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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