I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I believe in your delicious
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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