David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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