this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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