Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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