It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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