I hate all girls vehemently.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?