Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?