umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Bring me that man meat
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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