I feel like abortions should bother me more
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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