drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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