doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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