garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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