shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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