a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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