I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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