well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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