Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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