Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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