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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.

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• (858): View more from California

  i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..

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  yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.

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• (818): View more from California

  I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.

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• (951): View more from California

  Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.

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• (347): View more from New York

  you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast

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  I'm so there

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.

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• (646): View more from New York

  classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.

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