if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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