I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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