I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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