He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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