After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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