Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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