Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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