I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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